rejection letter #554

Today's rejection letter came courtesy of the Neighborhood Academy...

"The Academy received resumes from several strong candidates and has decided to hire an individual whose skills more closely match our needs at this particular time...thank you for your interest"

In truth, the place sounded crappy from the start, but I figured that if they'd hire me I'd take the paycheck despite the crap factor, so it's really no big loss. But it does raise an interesting question...do all companies hire the same person to write letters of rejection? After so many, you begin to realize that they all use the exact same wording and phrases. And if there's one thing that, at this point, I could do extremely well, it would be writing letters of rejection. Now if I could just find a job opening for this type of position.

I did have an interview today with another company for an 'Employment Specialist' position...which sounds more impressive than it is...and, as luck would have it, I nailed this interview *brag*. Of course, the pay is much less than the one yesterday, which I bombed. So basically, I'm the perfect candidate for a low paying job. My 'skills' are a perfect match for any position that require no skills.